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Christ’s body missing in campus-wide search
Bowing to intense pressure from student groups, Dean William Pollard signed the death warrant for first-year student Jesus Christ on Friday. Despite Christ’s public crucifiction later that afternoon, his body has been missing since before dawn Sunday morning. Story by Jesse Darland

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