Urgent Virus Alert?!
An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we
wanted to get this information to you as soon as possible.
Please share this immediately.
- Federal Bureaucrat Virus
Divides your hard drive into hundreds of little units, each of
which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the
most important part of the computer/
- Paul Revere Virus
This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of
impending attack, once if by LAN, twice if by C.
- MCI Virus
Every three minutes it reminds you what a great service you are
getting.
- Government Economist Virus
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is
fine.
- Congressional Virus
Computer locks up, screen splits vertically with a message
appearing on each half blaming the other side for the
problem.
- Presidential Virus
When the computer boots, it has difficulty building the
directories because it cannot recollect where anything is.
- Airline Virus
You are in Chicago, but your data is in Singapore.
- Freudian Virus
Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own
motherboard.
- Star Trek Virus
Invades your system and boldly goes where no virus has gone
before.
- Ted Turner Virus
Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
- PBS Virus
Your computer stops what it is doing every few minutes to ask for
money.