All About Chocolate
Chocolate is a Vegetable. After all chocolate is derived from cocoa beans, and beans are vegetables.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Further proof that chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Now here is a serious problem: How can you get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that not a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Put Eat Chocolate at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
REMEMBER: Stressed spelled backward is Desserts
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