Dr. Seuss and Al Gore
The following is reprinted as found on the 'Net:
- Can we count them with our nose?
- Can we count them with our toes?
- Should we count them with a band?
- Should we count them all by hand?
- If I do not like the count,
- I will simply throw them out!
- I will not let this vote count stand.
- I do not like them, AL GORE, I AM!
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- Can we change these numbers here?
- Can we change them, calm my fears?
- What do you mean, Dubya has one?
- This is not fair. This is not fun.
- Let's count them upside down this time.
- Let's count until the state is mine!
I will not let this VOTE count stand!
- I do not like it, Al Gore, I am!
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- I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
- You have not heard the last of it!
- I'll count the ballots one by one.
- And hold each one up to the sun.
- I'll count, recount, and count some more!
- You'll grow to hate this little chore.
- But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand.
- I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
I won't leave office. I'm staying here.
- I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
- Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
- All telling me that I should sue!
- We find the Electoral college vile!
- RECOUNT the votes until I smile!
- We do not want this vote to stand!
- We do not like it, AL GORE I am!
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- How shall we count this ballot box?
- Let's count it standing in our socks!
- Shall we count this one in a tree?
- And who shall count it , you or me?
- We cannot, cannot count enough.
- We must not stop. We must be tough!
- I do not want this vote to stand.
- I do not like it, AL GORE, I am!
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- I've counted until my fingers bleed
- And still can't fulfill my counting need.
- I'll count the tiles on the floor.
- I'll count, and count, and count some more.
- And I will not say that I am done
- Until the counting says I've won!
- I will not let this vote count stand!
- I do not like it , AL GORE I am!
What's that? What are you trying to stay?
- You think the current count should stay?
- You do not like my counting scheme?
- It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams?
Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see!
- Your only care should be for me!
I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND!
- I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I AM!