the Ways of the '90s … ?

Top Signs That You've Had TOO Much Of The '90s

• You try to enter your password on the microwave.
• You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
• You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
• You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back “What's for dinner?”
• Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
• You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but haven't spoken to your next-door neighbor yet this year.
• Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised.
• Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen.
• You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells for half the price you paid.
• The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
• Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
• Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
• You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
• You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
• You hear most of your jokes via e-mail or the web instead of in person.

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